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rate-my-reptile:

New inevention, I demonstraight. (tucks SO hard you caan NOT even) I call it, the Neck of Turtle! Keep warm over the Feast Dujours with your fatty rolles. 9.75/10 We arleady got that!!!

rate-my-reptile:

New inevention, I demonstraight. (tucks SO hard you caan NOT even) I call it, the Neck of Turtle! Keep warm over the Feast Dujours with your fatty rolles. 9.75/10 We arleady got that!!!

(Source: darling-its-safe-here)

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rate-my-reptile:

Leazered defeat a smal Man or boy now mack the Pfunkiidaansen with your homes slicelet 9.75/10

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no-more-ramen:

Garlic is a cheap and foolproof way to add delicious flavour to almost anything you’re cooking, but peeling and mincing garlic is tough and time-consuming. 

Instead, try garlic tubes! You can get these in the refrigerated part of the produce section in most grocery stores. A 150ml or so tube costs $2-4. It’s a pre-peeled, pre-minced garlic paste - just squeeze a little into your favourite dish! 

Tips: 
- Because it’s concentrated, a little goes a long way. A drop the size of pea is about equal to a clove. 
- It takes a very long time to go bad! I’ve kept refrigerated tubes for up to four months.

I thought this was body lotion before I scrolled down.

no-more-ramen:

Garlic is a cheap and foolproof way to add delicious flavour to almost anything you’re cooking, but peeling and mincing garlic is tough and time-consuming.

Instead, try garlic tubes! You can get these in the refrigerated part of the produce section in most grocery stores. A 150ml or so tube costs $2-4. It’s a pre-peeled, pre-minced garlic paste - just squeeze a little into your favourite dish!

Tips:
- Because it’s concentrated, a little goes a long way. A drop the size of pea is about equal to a clove.
- It takes a very long time to go bad! I’ve kept refrigerated tubes for up to four months.

I thought this was body lotion before I scrolled down.

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shadowstep-of-bast:

scratchingpad:

Kittens post naptime

there are tears running down my cheeks i cannot handle this amount of pure unadulterated cute someone send help

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wandaventham:

i just realized that fucking ross geller got tenure in the field of paleontology at, like, age 30? and must’ve been hired at that tenure track position in his mid-20s? how was he so young? how old was he when he got his PhD? did he just… get a job after graduating without even doing a postdoc? is this what the 90s were like? fuck the 90s. fuck ross geller. fuck the way rachel got that coffee shop job with no experience

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rate-my-reptile:

*twapples my mischeivio Mustach’s Jawlyne* crickle crickle ooh do I have a Scheems of DIABLO for you!!!! 9.689/10 March out and tell peoplel u will give them a dollar for their Two Dollar billies and me shall be rich!!! Flaw’les’s

rate-my-reptile:

*twapples my mischeivio Mustach’s Jawlyne* crickle crickle ooh do I have a Scheems of DIABLO for you!!!! 9.689/10 March out and tell peoplel u will give them a dollar for their Two Dollar billies and me shall be rich!!! Flaw’les’s

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emilenox:

Scanned the Cat Collection from my #Inktober sketchbook. 

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